is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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