just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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