hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
...so i touched it.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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