So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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