I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
