google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
ttyl tear gas
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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