Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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