im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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