Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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