My hand turned me down
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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