i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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