There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
my poor anus
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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