He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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