I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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