every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
