oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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