it wasn't lemon gatorade
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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