If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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