I hate all girls vehemently.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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