so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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