This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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