It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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