Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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