we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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