Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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