I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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