Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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