Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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