the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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