I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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