We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
she told me i tasted like america
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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