FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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