What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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