Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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