Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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