but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize