so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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