We're like a lot better than the average bears
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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