I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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