Who wears a wallet chain?!
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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