Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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