dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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