You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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