Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
i drank out of a bidet.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
you never un-have a 4some
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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