I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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