It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I am available for nakedness
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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