he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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