also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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