She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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