Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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