I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
