Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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