Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
