I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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