I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
vagina is talking i cant
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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