you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Randomize