STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
she smelled like a LAN party
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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